Originally published under the title:
A Bare Boob or Somethin' on Every Plate Since 1999

The First Easter Edition
copyright © March 23, 2008

This edition is dedicated to those wacky Easter Island cannibals and their giant block heads.

It's been a while since the last revision because the professor has been busy on other projects, such as handicapping nude female wrestling.
He picks the winner almost half the time.

The layout of the navigation stuff has been fixed.
The Professor didn't know there was a problem until he replaced his old computer (2-inch screen).

He's also abandoned the sepia look for now, choosing to go with the washed out gray look that everybody loves so much.
There are also donated and pilfered color pictures.

Every section except the Maps and the Appendix have been revised.
That means that in addition to the same old dusty maps and rotting appendix, the reader can look forward to:

Titti Island Adventures
The Remarkable Adventures start things off rather weakly with two of the most ass-brained things Thaddeus Hinkley ever did.
It attempts to recover with four new Women of Discovery pages before nosing in with a couple purloined Cannazon photos.

Titti Island Adventures 2000
There are two swiped pictures of the girl everyone apparently loves to tie up, Merry Ann. One includes Gingir.
For no reason whatsoever, the Professor also introduces Gillygan's sister, Gilly Anna.

The Titti Islands Historical Society Collection
The Unknown Explorer returns with two pictures from his South Seas adventures, and Storm reappears with a rare Luau photo.
Then pilferama starts again with six from Old Amos and two from unknown sources.

Remember:
If you want to be credited for borrowed works or want your filched works removed, just email:
thuh_professor@hotmail.com

Give Contents Girl a poke to get started.


All rights reserved.
 

Published by NATIONAL GYNOPHAGIC PRESS,
an enterprise of
The National Gynophagic Society,
combining cannibalism with voyeurism since 1879.
Mound Valley, KS    Licking, MO    Intercourse, PA    Climax, MI
 

Published and bound in the United States of America
 

ISBN 0-069-06969-0

8 7 6 5 4 3 2


THUH PROFESSOR'S JOURNAL
Five Volumes in One
__________________________________________

TITTI ISLANDS ADVENTURE
TITTI ISLANDS ADVENTURE 2000
THE MAPS
THE TITTI ISLANDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY COLLECTION
THE APPENDICES


 

More than 200 photographs and drawings of the Titti Islands



THUH
PROFESSOR'S
JOURNAL




Edited by Thuh Professor
 thuh_professor@hotmail.com


Illustrated with more than 200 photographs and drawings

If you found yourself cheering for the headhunters (read cannibals) when you watched Gilligan's island, disappointed when Ginger and Mary Ann escaped, and wondering why the headhunters didn't at least remove their clothes before tying them to the stake or putting them in the cage, then this book MIGHT be for you.

If you only watched Tarzan in the hope that you'd catch a glimpse of a naked Jane simmering in a pot or turning slowly over a fire, reasoning that after she was eaten, if Tarzan got lonely, he still had Cheetah, then this book MIGHT be for you.

If you spent hours looking through old anthropology texts for photos to illustrate the sometimes lurid descriptions of cannibalism supposedly perpetrated on enemies, missionaries, and lost explorers, just to be frustrated by finding only some lousy maps, then this book MIGHT be for you.

If you did any of the above, then you tend to have unrealistic expectations, and if you spent a great deal of time doing those things, then you might just be a slow learner.

(Continued on back flap)
(Continued from front flap)

Being a slow learner is ok. In fact, it'll probably help with your enjoyment of this book. Come to think of it, it's a requirement.

The unrealistic expectations could, however, be a problem.  If the unrealistic expectations are a indicator that you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality and that you are going to take ANY of the material inside seriously, then this book is NOT for you.

If thoughts of cooking and eating women makes your dick limp or your crotch dry, then this book is NOT for you.

If you're still here, open the book.
 
 

Jacket Photographs

Front: Thuh Professor's assistant, Beautiful Girl Explorer, or BG, is shown after an incident involving a tiger.  In her own words, "[on] the third morning of the expedition [...] I awoke to find a tiger in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know. I grabbed my hat and rifle and rushed outside...

Back:  Always make sure the gun is loaded.

Jacket Design by BG & Thuh Professor

NATIONAL GYNOPHAGIC PRESS



 
 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

ISBN  0-069-69069-0



THUH
PROFESSOR'S
JOURNAL
_______________________

FIVE VOLUMES IN ONE

Titti Islands Adventure Revised!
Titti Islands Adventure 2000 Revised!
The Maps
The Titti Islands Historical Society Collection Revised!
The Appendices
 


 
 
 

NATIONAL GYNOPHAGIC PRESS