UNUSUAL COURAGE IN THE FACE OF DANGER

    Chased by angry cannibals our hero makes several valiant attempts at great personal risk to save the extremely hapless young lady who had inadvertently insulted the chief.  (Titti Island chiefs are notoriously easily insulted by young females.)  After a time, our hero reasoned that their best hope for escape was for him to leave her (slide 12) and go for help.  As our hero ran valiantly for help, he realized that for reasons of diplomacy it was probably better to allow the natives to deal with the woman according to their custom, and therefore waited a few days before returning to the village bearing gifts.  Our hero apologized for his earlier taste in traveling companions, to which the chief remarked that while she had indeed had a big mouth, the consensus was that she actually tasted pretty good.

    The chief was especially fond of her large but, at times, irregularly shaped areolas, which can be seen (slides 6 through 11) after her shirt became entangled in a bush (slide 5) and had to be removed.